Pussies and infants are so similar in that you have to smack them around all the time and you get to put your fingers in them.
And if they don't get wet on their own, you spit on them.
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1. Don't smack a pussy. I see that shit in porn all the time, and don't get it. It stimulates nothing. While they like a good beating, pussies are sensitive. I bet they're pretty similar to dicks in this regard. Certain types of pain are good, others bad. Do you want someone to smack your dick? Probably not (hopefully not). It's just part of the act, like 90% of shit in a porn. I can't say I haven't learned a few tricks from porn, but that's not one of them..
2. Don't spit on a baby. I can't give you a compelling reason for this, I'm just pretty sure you're not supposed to.
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