Wet Hair

Women who leave their house with wet hair are disgusting. I saw one at the 7-11 buying lotto tickets yesterday (go figure) and it made me realize a few things that wet hair says about a woman's character.

1. Poor Effort: You know what a young fella thinks when he sees that?? "Gosh, if she goes out of the house with her hair looking like that, imagine how gross her pussy must look." Ladies, take the time to clean yourself up before you leave the house...and that includes blowdrying your hair and running a fucking comb thru it too.

2. Poverty: Watch any movie about white trash women and guaranteed, you will see at least one woman who has perpetually wet hair. Do you want to look poor?

3. Sweat: It looks like they're sweating! Girls are only supposed to sweat when they're getting banged or working out. And they should shower immediately after a workout before leaving the gym. If she cannot shower at the gym, I recommend this outfit to prevent any embarrassing encounters with ever judging (and rightfully so) men.